笑一笑

说个笑话给你们听。有一个小学生叫小明。他爱上了一个老师。那个老师叫国香。有一天他决定和那位老师告白。
小明：老师我有话和你说。
老师：什么事呢
小明：老师，我 我喜欢你
老师：什么！！！！！！！！。小明你听我说，我们是不可能的。
小明：为什么？
老师：我们年龄差太多了。
小明：人家说爱情是没有年龄限制的
老师：小明如果我嫁给你，你怎么养我
小明：这有什么问题呢。我老爸有的是钱。
（经过老师多重的劝告，小明还是不听）
最后老师没办法了他脱口说出
老师：我不要小孩子
小明：不用担心我会很小心的
老师：.............................

congratulations 2 those who berjaya masuk institusi perguruan. jia you la!! n dont forget keep in touch oo !!!!

How r u NOW~???????

yoyoyo~haha...
nw in Labuan Matriculation College~
kuliah r rushing, food r expensive, shortage of water frequently, catz r like dogs here~
BUT thanx God!!!everything is juz alright...haha!
5A 2008, jia you!!!
n...where r u guyz now~?

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the christian bear

There was a man who one day didnt feel like going to church so he decided to go hunting instead.
He was out in the bush when he was aproched from behind by a bear. He dropped his gun by accident but didnt bother to pick it up.
He ran for his life. Weaving in and out the trees with the bear on his trail. Curving around a tree he triped over its root.
He looked up and the bear looked down. The bear was about to strike at him. He put his hands together and prayed:
"Dear lord, Please let this bear be a christian."
the bear sat down on its bum and held the mans hands, closed his eyes and said: "Dear lord, Thankyou for the food that i am about to recieve"


ha ha ha not very funny